“For those of you without the internet I’ll update you on my new wife/husband’s Facebook account, which they’ve secretly been using under the table as I speak. And I promise I won’t rest until I get to the bottom of what’s gone wrong here.” “, you an amazing man/woman who deserves a wonderful husband.
READ MORE: 21 Romantic Ways to Surprise Your Partner on Your Wedding Day But I’m pleased to say I slept like a baby last night – I woke up every two hours, crying my eyes out.” “I’ve been feeling quite nervous about giving this speech for some time.
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I ask about her/his first pet, favourite movie & mum’s maiden name – then logged in & read all her/his emails.” “I knew almost everything I need to know about from our first date. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.” I should mention none of them have been intentional – I’ve just been collapsing a lot every time I think of my bank balance.”
“Now, I know you’re all thinking, ‘Doesn’t he look great in his suit?’ This is actually down to a new fitness regime which includes me doing 50 push-ups a day for the last three months. “Before I start, let us observe a few moments’ silence for the countless lilies, roses and carnations that selflessly gave their lives to make this wedding possible.” ‘Well done! You’ll look back on today as the happiest and best thing you’ve ever done.’ Fitting words, I thought, as I set off for my stag do.” None of you will know this, but I’ve actually been congratulated already.
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